Funny Joke: A young couple is in the bar.

A couple walks into a bar and orders some drinks. They start chatting with the bartender, who notices that they seem to be having a bit of a disagreement. 

The bartender asks if everything is alright, and the man responds, "Oh, we're just having a little argument about sex."

The bartender raises an eyebrow and leans in, expecting to hear something scandalous. 

But the man continues, "You see, my wife thinks that all men are the same in bed, and I'm trying to convince her that she's wrong." 

The bartender chuckles and says, "Well, I don't know about all men, but I can tell you that I'm definitely not the same in bed as I am at work!"