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An old married couple are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.
The wife asks the husband if there is anything he would like.
"Honey," says the husband, "I've never asked this of you in fifty years of marriage, but I'd really like it if you'd give me oral sex."
"No," replies the wife. "You won't respect me afterwards."
"What are you talking about?" exclaims the husband. "We've been married fifty years, we've raised three wonderful children together! Of course I'll respect you!"
The wife relents and goes down on her husband. Afterwards, she asks, "So how was it, honey? Did I do okay?"
"You're the cocksucker." he replies. "You tell me."