Funny Joke: The Honeymoon
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, th…
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, th…
I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest journals and eventu…
My boyfriend Hans and I met online. After dating a long time, I introduced him to my uncle, who was fascinated by th…
A man was very much in love with a woman. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would…
Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why? Irina: It's just that my feelings toward him weren'…
The boyfriend calls his girlfriend and says, "Hi, hon, are you good with your heart transplant tomorrow?" &qu…
The young man was on his first date with the new girl. Things were going well. As they rode along in his new car, she …
A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wante…
Boyfriend: Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Robert. I don'…
A lady went to the salon to get a new hair style. While getting her hair done, she noticed a handsome man sitting quiet…
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I…
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, "What do I look like to you? A la…
A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sist…
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says,…
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the super…
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, m…
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds …
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is di…
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they too…
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so h…